Sunday, March 13, 2011
It has a promising premise in that all the murders would be commited with tools but when they happen they are lame. Honestly all the viewer sees is a bit off blood spraying about and a few screams. It is like watching pornography with no sex!!! It is also hideously cliqued in having a character that is so obviously not the killer as to be an insult to your intelligence. He has long hair and looks and acts creepy but for goodness sake could the makers have made it any more obvious it wasn't him??
The acting is awful even by b-grade horror standards. The scares non-existent, the murders and bloodshed devoid of imagination and explicitness. Fortunately the plot is somewhat original but unable to save this floundering duck.
Toolbox Muders is in one word is a clanger. Crap isn't a good enough word for it. I honestly groaned at the agony of it all and it surprises me that genuine horror fans of who I'm not one actually think this is a good slasher flick. Sorry folks but it ain't!!! It should be sliched, diced, and feed to the fishes and erased from history. Don't waste your time or money on this one. There are much superior slasher films going than this insult to the genre.
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